Pick Up Line Increase BECAUSE Fuel Prices Increase??

hahahaha! it was 8 in the morning.
me heading to work with a glaze look,
me waiting for the lift at the lobby,
me stood right in front of the lift,
then there was another uncle,
who took up a free newspaper by the lift.
only two of us. after a while, lift door opens.
i feel somewhat uncomfortable
going into the same lift with him.
just because the distance between us, too close?
we enter, but as the lift door closes,
i saw another lady walking briskly,
i hold the door open, relief. lady enters,
says thank you. the lift door closes.
we stood in a triangle angle,
me on the left, uncle on the right, lady at the back.
almost immediately, uncle turns to me and asked
"how much does your full tank cost now?"
"no, i don't quite care" cos im actually annoyed by his presence.
lady standing behind answers "mine cost twice as much"
uncle turn around and laugh, which pierce my ears. (=_=)
anyway, they continued talking. then i was bored,
so i try putting the above conversation in a sexual context.
haha, as the words fall into place, i laugh, heee heee.
you should try.... if you're bored and in the lift la.