Herbie's FANTASY (of milk bottle & scarf)

finally herbie's fantasy is coming true,

he can now "consume" food like a real baby,

lol, thanks to engseng's gift a milk bottle. LOL.

see he pose here, like so happy. and scarf too.

herbie had some breakfast (kononya)

he will soon realize i need to put real juice inside,

man, that will be the day, maybe i'll just stuff color papers,

make it look like orange juice to satisfy his curiosity.

after his meal, like those baby milk powder advertisement,

herbie becomes smarter and got to his feet to think,

"hmmmmm what can i do with this green thing & pins?"

i told him its called the SCARF, for winter,

but he keep saying SKAFF! SKAFF! without the "R"

thats when he started to guess what can he do with a skaff,

cos he dont believe me when i said its for winter,

so he start lah, from his head "Angel Skaff"

"Reggae Bobby Maallly Hair Skaff!"

"Girly Hair Skaff!"

"Osama Herbie Skaff"or "Poo On Herbie Skaff"

"Masquewade Ball Skaff!"

"Over Long Moustachee Skaff"

and his favorite "Pinocchio Tells The Truth Skaff"

"MC YAN Skaff"

(some rapper guy that collaborate with EDC,

herbie also big fan of EDC, just like mama)

while i call it the "Herbie Shut Up Skaff!"

"Herbie Bikini Skaff" for his flat booby-less chest

"Herbie Pageant Skaff"

I would argued, that "Tarzan Skaff"is better

we were both tired playing with the skaff,

so we lay down, and herbie was such a genius,

"hey mom, this can be that ancient chinese pillow hey!"

(=_=)llllll right, thats because your head too big to fit any.

so i brought herbie out to the garden, its a super chilly windy day,

PERFECT, to explain to him what a SCARF is meant to be use as.

by the way, herbie's favorite line is "Cold Cold"

everytime he doesnt like something, he will say "cold cold"

cold cold this, cold cold that, he live in his own world la,

so cold cold prbbly is like a complain language for him.

"there Herbie, sit still, let me tie this around your neck,"

"cold cold...."

"yeah i know its cold, thats what the scarf is meant for"

and i pin the scarf with a gift from scott for herbie,

canada + malaysia flag, how awesome!

"my right flipper is cold cold"

and i flick out my magic wand (from sabrina)

and tie the scarf around herbie's flipper. cool right?

magic wands are just awesome!

and here we roll again with herbie's imagination....

"Hide and Seek Skaff"

"Ultraman Skaff"

"Beckham Mohawk Skaff"

i think it looks more like Jet Li's pigtail from

Wong Fei Hung

and then suddenly herbie said "Tail cold cold"

cos he's been sitting on the damp rock for damn long,

this is so obscene, but it looks so funny!