why would a SNAKE lie down beside you?

scott called me yesterday telling me abt a news in Saskatoon

(cartoonish town name located in central Saskatchewan)

there's this girl she keeps SNAKES as pets

she has prbbly over 30 or more or was it 50?

anyway, instead of keeping them in glass cases/cage

she lets the snakes ROAM AROUND THE HOUSE freely

(geeesh, imagine the snake hanging by your door knob)

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so one day she went shopping for a NEW PET SNAKE,

she bought it home and the snake was acting all weird,

like, when she goes to sleep and wake up in the morning,

the new pet snake will just LIE DOWN ON THE BED BESIDE HER,

STRAIGHT, VERTICAL, SIDE BY SIDE WITH HER,

it goes on for a few days and the girl finally took a picture,

bring it to the snake specialist to understand her snake better,

the snake specialist look at the picture,

can you guess what he said to her?

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here are some of the answers i compiled from some colleagues

who has time to entertain me listening to this they offered

could it be because of its new surrounding?

could it be because of peer pressure that its new?

could it be because the snake has romantic feelings for her?

could it be the snake emulates her sleeping?

could she be sleeping naked so the snake was turn on?

did the snake think she was hot?

maybe the snake liked to be her boyfriend?

WHAT DO YOU THINK???? haha

i'll keep the suspense longer,

cos its UGLY BETTY TIME soon!

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ANSWER: the snake was lying vertically next to you,

because it was SIZING you up to EAT you!!!!!!

(to read more abt what other things that snake would do

before swallowing you, try reading this here)