cos everytime we travel,
On our way to breakfast, we meet many interesting friends,
my personal favorite is this 4 legged lizard,
prbbly belonging in the iguana category.
AND its the total opposite from me,
it has an EXTREMELY LONG LONG TAIL.
(while mine is EXTREMELY SHORT)
can smack your face if ur naughty!
but i am super afraid of this
GIGANTIC chicken + duck species,
dada calls it a Peacock. what an ugly name!!!
a pea with a cock?? i wont wanna hump it,
even if you give me all the she-turtles in the world!!!!!
but dada assured me and say
its TAIL is beautiful, like a FAN, hmmmm, thats interesting.
butterflies are beautiful, they are just too flimsy for my liking.
i can easily crush them with my strong TINY TAIL.
so i cant hump. =(
besides they sleep around with all the available flowers,
i really do prefer a loyal partner that sleeps only with me.
AND THE FREAKIEST DISCOVERY OF ALL!!!!!
TWO HUMPING MONKEYS RIGHT ABOVE OUR SHOWER!!!
MAMA WAS SCREAMING LIKE MAD FOR DADA TO SHUT THE DOOR!!!
she was screaming for him not to play with the lock,
cos the monkeys are smart and fast learners,
she said they will be able to PUSH that HEAVY sliding door,
which i think its ridiculous and she's over-reacting,
not until i look up and realize......
MONKEYS are HUGE and MENACING looking!
they have human-like FINGERS! AIKS!
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