HERBIE: wose, wose, i wuv you

Road Trip - Segamat - Sabrina's Hometown.

Road Trippers
Sabrina's Hometown
Ariel Chong
Super Skinny KJ
and Me.

Reading Silverstein When I Miss You

I Lay On My Bed, Looking At The Ceiling
Battling The Turmoil In My Heart,
That Strong Under Current Pulling,
Tearing Skin Beneath My Skull,
Testing My Brain......
I Just Want To Have You Here,
And Tell Me It's Going To Be Okay....
So Herbie Pull Out The Book You Bought,

Herbie Sat On The Bed,
Book Against The Piano Noted Wall,
And Started Reading The Words To Me
One By One, Slowly & Calmly
Hoping That It Will Calm Me Down,
As I Continue To Lay In My Bed,
Falling Apart For Not Being Able To Be
Useful or Productive.
I Am Running Out Of Options
I Must Find A Way Somehow
As Herbie Continues To Read For Me

Herbie,??! oh come on! !!!

Herbie: Who Is This?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IS DISSSSSSSSSS????????

CALM DOWN, ITS ME HERBIE!!!! CAN'T YOU SEEE?????
I SCARED SCARED, WHY YOU BUY NEW WINDOW????
CAN I KISS YOU....??? SO I KNOW YOU ARE MAMA???
OF COS YOU MAY!

MUUUUUUUUAAAACCKS!!
YUP! YOU ARE!

LET ME TRY THE NEW WINDOWS. I LOOK HOT.
"it is the weirdest sensation, you will start to notice,
its there, hanging on the bridge of your nose,
before it came into my life, my vision was blurred,
just like an OLD TV SET inherited from grandparents,
literally, now that it has entered my life, in an instant,
colors came alive, lights dazzles me, the weight bothers me,
so amazed & yet disturbed, i took it off to breathe slowly,
cos i was nervous about wearing it in public....
i saw the lights, like sparkling diamond,
i saw the car plate in front of me, crystal clear,
i saw rows of shops, looking brand new,
even though they were here for the past 10 years"

i feel like, after kindergarten, learnt ABC and
i'm sitting in the car, pointing at signboards,
and reading it out loud, spelling words,
counting numbers as my mom drove us home,
i can't wait to show off my skills to mommy.
ALL BECAUSE OF A BRAND NEW SPECTACLES.
THIS IS ANOTHER FIRST, SOMETHING
I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCE FOR A LONG LONG TIME...

PLAY with Herbie @ Bijou @ Mont Kiara

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Wan Kenobi Herbie
here's the PRODUCTION crew

HERBIE ATTENDS CHINESE WEDDING.

RING RING! RING RING!

"Haalow??? Baba? baba?!

Can you heaa my VOICE baba?"

Ahem...! Baba, since mama is busy

let heabie tell you a stowy,

about chinese wedding last weekend...

Mama took Kiwi's CAP (he's fwom New Zealand)

and she made me weaa it,

and she took Zhen Koko's necklace too,

TA-DA....I LOOK SO HAADCOWE!!!!

after mama drove 1 hour to Kwang (K-L-A-N-G)

we finawwy awwive, i was soooo tiyed aweady! :(

BUT I wuv the caa with mickey & minnie,

the bwide and bwidegwoom descend fwom the car,

and i quickky ask mama to snap me.

i wook sooooo Wock & Woll don't i????

all the guys in the hood calls me 'The Man!"
they simpwy wuv me, i guess its cos i wook so HOT, yo!
we also met Penny Cece,

she's mama's good fwend fwom Cowwege,

she PWAY with me ALL NIGHT

(cos mama was busy stuffing her face wif food)

and there's BAWWWOONS too baba!!!

will you have bawwoons in your wedding too??

i wanna pop pop pop all of them!

there's too many peopwe awound,

i hid behind mama's behind, no, she did not fawt.

if she fawt, i will nibble her dress to teach her lesson.

NOT-TO-FAWT-IN-HEABIE'S-FACE! chinese wedding dinner is like a major 10 course meal!

i wuv shark fin's soup. and mama wuv's the PORK!!! and mama also wuv the FISH EYE BAWW!!!

it makes me sick to see her eat. =( that's the bwide and bwidegwoom,

they walk awound the hall to cheers with evewyone!

there were 111 table! that means 1110 peopwe! We were invited to the stage to SING KAWAOKE....
i stood behind the bwide, cos i was shy,

(and baba, dont tell anyone, but i keep FAWTING!) so Penny Cece has to put me into her powket,

because the hall is beginning to smell sewiously

like my FAWT!

more FOOD after singing. baba, chinese wedding is cwazy,

how can any HUMAN eat so much in just 2 hours???dessert. baba........ i weally wish you GOOOD WUCK!

if you decide to mawwy Mama, who is a chinese, AND

in case you haven't notice,

Crystal Liu Yi Fei is also Chinese.the amount of food and alcohol.

baba.... you better THINK TWICE!

if not, you will be KNOCKED OUT (like me)

at the end of a CHINESE wedding cewemony!

ba, i gotta go soon, talk to you another time!

please call us as much as you can,

mama's phone is barred :(

she no money pay bill today... :'(

im using Gwandma's phone to call!