HERBIE ATTENDS CHINESE WEDDING.

RING RING! RING RING!

"Haalow??? Baba? baba?!

Can you heaa my VOICE baba?"

Ahem...! Baba, since mama is busy

let heabie tell you a stowy,

about chinese wedding last weekend...

Mama took Kiwi's CAP (he's fwom New Zealand)

and she made me weaa it,

and she took Zhen Koko's necklace too,

TA-DA....I LOOK SO HAADCOWE!!!!

after mama drove 1 hour to Kwang (K-L-A-N-G)

we finawwy awwive, i was soooo tiyed aweady! :(

BUT I wuv the caa with mickey & minnie,

the bwide and bwidegwoom descend fwom the car,

and i quickky ask mama to snap me.

i wook sooooo Wock & Woll don't i????

all the guys in the hood calls me 'The Man!"
they simpwy wuv me, i guess its cos i wook so HOT, yo!
we also met Penny Cece,

she's mama's good fwend fwom Cowwege,

she PWAY with me ALL NIGHT

(cos mama was busy stuffing her face wif food)

and there's BAWWWOONS too baba!!!

will you have bawwoons in your wedding too??

i wanna pop pop pop all of them!

there's too many peopwe awound,

i hid behind mama's behind, no, she did not fawt.

if she fawt, i will nibble her dress to teach her lesson.

NOT-TO-FAWT-IN-HEABIE'S-FACE! chinese wedding dinner is like a major 10 course meal!

i wuv shark fin's soup. and mama wuv's the PORK!!! and mama also wuv the FISH EYE BAWW!!!

it makes me sick to see her eat. =( that's the bwide and bwidegwoom,

they walk awound the hall to cheers with evewyone!

there were 111 table! that means 1110 peopwe! We were invited to the stage to SING KAWAOKE....
i stood behind the bwide, cos i was shy,

(and baba, dont tell anyone, but i keep FAWTING!) so Penny Cece has to put me into her powket,

because the hall is beginning to smell sewiously

like my FAWT!

more FOOD after singing. baba, chinese wedding is cwazy,

how can any HUMAN eat so much in just 2 hours???dessert. baba........ i weally wish you GOOOD WUCK!

if you decide to mawwy Mama, who is a chinese, AND

in case you haven't notice,

Crystal Liu Yi Fei is also Chinese.the amount of food and alcohol.

baba.... you better THINK TWICE!

if not, you will be KNOCKED OUT (like me)

at the end of a CHINESE wedding cewemony!

ba, i gotta go soon, talk to you another time!

please call us as much as you can,

mama's phone is barred :(

she no money pay bill today... :'(

im using Gwandma's phone to call!