Ai Wan: tourist

Guys & Dolls,

(learn from my boss wan...i like)
Be ready for this in Macau.
I know for sure I can't describe
How HAZY it is to Ariel & Felice

So I took a picture when I'm heading towards The Venetian
(which is also near the airport)

But The Venetian simply AWED me away!

The BLUE SKY is.....moving......
i think its an illusion, cos as you walk,
you feel like its moving clouds!
amazing, it even have hues of pink,
in certain areas to depict sunsets...!!!!

The closest to the Official Manchester United store
you can get in Asia! Eng Seng will love this!
and maybe Li Ling & Connie too...
(and many more of them i dont want to list down
because there's just too many!!!! and i dont like, haha!)

Today is the day i lost my PATIENCE
with the tourist. im being very racist,
im chinese, and i hate chinese tourist!
ARGH!!!! I'm Malaysian Chinese and I insist!
I was waiting for WZ in the Hotel Lobby
(after a Korean lunch in the foodcourt,
really happy, even tho its not as good compared to
ones that Koreans in Malaysia prepared, cost HKD60)
There's a chair, i have 2 big bags, so i put one on the floor,
the other, because i was trying to rearrange it,
so i put it beside me, but im FULLY AWARE that
tourists will be hogging that area for picture.
so everytime they come around, i stood up,
and take my bags away so they can take a picture,
without me being in their holiday picture.
so I stood up about three times, until this CHINESE LADY,
came around, before i even manage to bend down
and pick up my heavy bag, she 'SLAP SLAP'
on my bag!!!!! (@_@)!! i was soooo f**** pissed!
Never mind, i still take my bag away.

WZ came around 3pm, so we head into The Venetian again,
for a quick meal before we head to the airport later.
I told him about ALL (there's more than one)
"BAD EXPERIENCE WITH CHINESE TOURIST"
and i declared, im going to be
VERY SUPER SUPER CHINESE!!!
so when i take pictures of WZ, i scream in chinese
"get lost, are you blind?" (no response from them)
i pulled WZ to WALK IN FRONT when they are taking pictures
(no response from them)
the last straw was this....... its an exhibition,
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO TOUCH THEM, right?
being Chinese, NO! Curiosity means you can touch!
We were 'fighting' (merebut-rebut) for a place,
to take picture with the mime. One guy, push me away,
and got to the podium first, WZ was being polite,
and the chinese guy touch the Mime, the Venetian staff,
immediately came forth and forbid him in english
"no touching no touching!"

Guess what the chinese guy did?
He hold the mimer with both hands,
one on the shoulder, one on the arm,
and he SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE and say
"cannot touch? cannot touch? cannot touch?"
as if to make a point of victory that he touch the mimer!
i actually scream (WZ is embarassed) SCREAM,
"You STUPID AH! HE SAY CANNOT TOUCH!!"
(Ni Ben Dan Ah! Ta Shuo Bu Ke Yi Peng! Ben Dan!")
Then i push Mr Polite Ling Wei Zhen up to the podium
I said "Quickly go for it! Ignore them"
But in actual I said in mandarin,
"Kuai Dian Qiang qiang qiang! Bu yao li ta men!!"
Then i plant myself SMACK in the middle of the spot,
took a picture and remain standing there checking my picture,
on purpose to block everyone else,
im Chinese mah... cannot meh?
and this Chinese Uncle, behind me, was doing this
"sheez sheezzz sheezz!!!" meaning 'excuse me'.
so chinese. har har har har... i yell,
"WAIT LA" - "deng xia lar!"
but decided to quickly go first, cos he will punch me.
i know they will, we're chinese, we dont give face one.
Anyway, after all the drama, when food comes...
i'm finally calmed..... suddenly i saw Herbie sitting there...
with tears piling up in his big glassy eyes....

i guess he's going to miss the excitement of this trip.
or maybe he is just too happy to go home.
after all the drama.
i asked him, "herb's you okay?"
Herbie rubbed his eyes, nod nod,
and the tears poured down his cheek....